I wonder what Harry Potter would be like if they all lived in the ghetto…

learningthroughosmosis:

H-Diddy.

Ro’nald.

Hermioniqua.

Drug Lord Voldy.

Dumbledizzle. 

Snoop.

And then they’d all hold their wands sideways.

Wingah-dium levio-cut cho azz.

Avada kedavizzle.

Accio slicer.

Aguamentkoolaid.

(via frankjavcee)